1. A person who loves a big fat one up the ass.
“Did you Timmy?”
“No.”
“He had a large load busted in his ass.”
“Man, that guy must be a Hog-Lover.”
The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.
"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"
"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
Someone you are friends with, but also have sex with, and maybe some love is involved. You may or may not be neighbors. Your kids may be friends. Your spouses may also be lover-friends. You probably spend a lot of time together, parent together, and combine daily chores.
I am going away for the weekend with my lover-friends.
Our lover-friends want to know at who’s house is dinner tonight?
My neighbors asked if I was driving in the car with my lover-friend the other day.
Brothers by blood lovers by choice
your my little minion lover
A derogatory term for a person (human) who loves and/or has sexual relations with (a) Cylon(s)
"(Mumbling furiously) God damn toaster lover!"
~ "Chief" Galen Tyrol, Battlestar Galactica Season 2 episode 9, while engaged in bloody fisticuffs with Karl "Helo" Agathon
A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.
1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.
2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.