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A sexy guy that sometimes lies but is so amazing in bed you won't care.
This guy I'm dating is such a Mike Scro
Assistant video production teacher by day, also an assistant video production teacher by night. He's also probably a fed or cyborg or something. He probably doesn't watch breaking bad, either :(
Mike K, why can't I drop kick your baby?
A man that just lets his nuts hang and his dick swing freely.
I am Mike Hoxafloppin.
this guy right here is sooooo jewish he goes to accounting class for 4 years AAAHHHUHHH!
Mike the jew is always counting numbers
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When u take off ur shirt and put on some tight pants (tie is optional) and lather urself in oil, then pose in front of ur girl (the mirror if ur lonely).
John: Hey babe wanna go magic-miking?
Ashley: Yes
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does not get up on a friday. definitely bats for both sides. his idea of a great night out is saturday night bingo.
mike Selisny does not get up on a friday
mike selisny definitely bats for both teams
The act of vigerously but yet soothingly beating someone who is currently agititating you, whilst carrying out the act both arms are repeatedly thrusted at the arm and/or chest of the magic mike reciever
Huh, you want the magic mike ? Yeah thats what i thought