Twat wank

When a guy and girl hook up but there's no emotional attachment on his part, so he may as well be using his hand, but is too lazy/ it feels better with the ho.

Ben: "Hey Nick, are you and Sarah together now?"
Nick: "Nahh mate, she was just a twat wank if I'm honest..."

OR

"I'm so f**king horny, but I cba to DIY...I'm gonna call Molly for a twat wank"

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wank stank

Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.

Knock on the bedroom door.

Door opens.

Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?

Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.

Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!

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AA Wank

A variation of the "danger wank". This is when you are broken down on the roadside and decide to call the AA for assistance. You then have the time it takes for the AA person to arrive to whack one out. The idea is to do this before said person arrives.

You: "Dammit I've broken down, down a long stretch of the A43, oh well time to have a AA Wank ;)"

*fap, fap fap fap*

AA: "Er hello?"

You: "Don't turn your fog lights on!"

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Wank Bank

A section of tha (mainly) male brain that keepz a record of sexually stimulating thoughtz + ideaz that are called upon when masturbating.

Have you seen Steve'z new girl?
I've added her to my wank bank.

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wank it up

to go into a club and masturbate with a group of people (london slang)

I was walkin down to the club - and a group of sheilas was wankin it up right in public.

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wank stain

Big fat juicy pile of man juice, stuck on your curtains! Is a Stain

spunk on curtains

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wanking chariot

UK ~ is the vestle of a single person for the purpose of wanking / masturbation / pulling one off. Although commonly male vestle, it is now common among female students too.

He doesnt have a girl friend as there is no room in his "wanking charoit"

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