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the chineze come from ching chang chong land
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When your sleazy, white trash, welfare-dependant daughter comes back to roost at your home with her five illegitimate children – because she just can’t make ends meet on four handouts alone.
With the cost of everything rising, public assistance from Welfare, Social Security, Food Stamps and Child Support is no longer allowing her to live the way that she had been accustomed – and the single-wide trailer has just been repossessed!
It’s sad, but once the essentials such as cigarettes, beer, drugs, snacks, lottery tickets, magazines and pre-paid cell phone cards are purchased, there never seems to be enough money left over for the non-essentials such as rent, utilities, gas or car repairs.
Man1: I heard that C moved back in with you, with all the kids.
Man 2: Yep, The Spread Eagle Has Landed!
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The reason for starving kids in Africa. If seen, you are advised to shoot on contact. This is no ordinary whale. Its a land whale. Accounts report that it is seen wearing chains and horrible make up. Never underestimate the hunger of the rarely seen land whale.
Guy 1: "Hey Deric don't go out so late. The Rarely Seen Land Whale might find you"
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."
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Filled with wannabe gangsters, rootin n' tootin rednecks, and snowflakes with nothing in between. Can't have nice things (like bathrooms) here cause of smooth brainers who think they're funny. You'd be safer walking through the streets of Detroit at night than walking through the halls of Redland.
Red Land High School 's bathrooms are almost non-existent.
The place I work. You may work at such a place also. Basically a shit hole job.
I fell into the land of ass rape servitude thinking it to be a place of profit, but I was fucking wrong!
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A 3D Mario game on the Nintedo 3Ds
Super Mario 3D Land looks fun to play!
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An overly-grown jungle of pubes on a vagina.
Don't fuck her, she has a nasty unholy garden of no mans land!
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