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1)a person being used by others often without knowing it.
2) see douchebag
3) a digital scale used for massing small amounts of illicit substances. see digi.
3) buyer: this bag is slack
seller: no man it's straight
buyer: let me check your tool...see it reads 3.0, a ball is 3.5 you retard.
lame, good for nothing except screwing.
the dude on guitar hero was such a tool cause he talked smack and played on medium.
A German girl that thinks she's a boss but is actually the biggest tool you could find in the Third Reich. She often finds herself stuck in waist-deep situations such as getting herself stuck in waist-deep snow. She has certain fob aspects to herself as well, a common trait is the Ben Wang face.
Person 1: You see that chick on the snowboard complaining about how sports check ripped her off for her snowboard repairs?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Vwhat a tool
Person 2: agreed
A fantastic prog metal band. A lot of their songs are in odd time signatures and often switch between time signatures mid-song.
Ive been listening to their music a lot for the past few months and I shit you not my IQ went up by 14 points.
Listening to their music is like smoking DMT while doing your math homework.
Guy 1: Hey bro what band do you like?
Guy 2: I like Tool.
Guy 1: Ride the Spiral, to the End
Guy 2: Fuck you, buddy
Guy 1: Lol. What do you like to do in your spare time
Guy 2: I enjoy finding beauty in the dissonance
Guy 1: Thats nice, this week im gonna learn to swim.
A person with a super inflated ego and mods a leased vehicle. Specifically a Honda Accord and then tries to sell it on the used car market without clear title.
Mark is such a tool did you hear his latest idea of selling his modified leased vehicle without actually owning the car? He even went so far to walk into a CarMax and the salesperson told him he can't do that. What a fucking tool LOL!!!!
used-up and desperate aging girls and the trolls they get to worship them that no other girls will talk to.
aging ex-strippers that can't get over the fact that they cannot manipulate men other than the fat weak pathetic losers that used to be their customers...
and the ugly loser dorks they end up getting to be their bitch boys they get to hack and harass the ex-boyfriends that dumped them. These tools know they won't get any pussy, they're just so starved for female contact they believe and do anything she says. Both are tools.