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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by October 17, 2021


Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?

Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!

by October 17, 2021


turned on

an emotion that means you are extremely happy or are experiencing large amounts of pleasure in your lower region. also known as your dick or pussy. some people refer to men being turned on as "happy."

Person 1: "God, that was hot. I'm so turned on right now."
Person 2: "Shut up and keep fucking me already."

by kokichioumadr3 June 17, 2022


turned alfie

getting beaten up so bad you become a stupid, wide mouthed prick.

lol at school james got beaten up so bad he got turned alfie

by bdotty April 17, 2020


turn a wing

To change you opinion about something

Mom “I hate snakes
Kid “ I bought a snake”
Mom “Bet”

Turn a wing - To change your opinion about something

by JoeMommaa70 September 28, 2022


Turn-back Pony

A variant of the reverse cowgirl where the girl straddles the man facing away, sticks his dick in her ass and rides vigorously while looking back at her lover, moaning "I'm a pony! I'm a pony!" Ass-slapping is optional but recommended.

Hey Carlos, last night Brittainy did the turn-back pony and I'm still sore. I left hand sized bruises on her ass cheeks tho.

by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023


turn the lights off

the stan twitter reaction, "turn the lights off" means to tell someone to go to sleep. it is used when someone does/say something embarrassing or undefendable.

person 1 : taylor swift is better than beyoncé

person 2 : babe turn the lights off cause what..

by angelsanal August 29, 2023

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