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The reverse of Wank Bank.
It is the action of having a wank once you realise that you're bankrupt.
Guy 1: Shit Lehman, what are you and your brothers doing?
Guy 2: Nothing man. Just had a Bank Wank, we're bankrupt.
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When powdered substance ie. chalk, talcum powder is used accidentally instead of lube for mastrobation.
Eoin - "Did you use the feckin chalk instead of lube?"
Andy - "Yeah it was a fierce dusty wank....such hardship!"
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A variation of the "danger wank". This is when you are broken down on the roadside and decide to call the AA for assistance. You then have the time it takes for the AA person to arrive to whack one out. The idea is to do this before said person arrives.
You: "Dammit I've broken down, down a long stretch of the A43, oh well time to have a AA Wank ;)"
*fap, fap fap fap*
AA: "Er hello?"
You: "Don't turn your fog lights on!"
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A section of tha (mainly) male brain that keepz a record of sexually stimulating thoughtz + ideaz that are called upon when masturbating.
Have you seen Steve'z new girl?
I've added her to my wank bank.
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to go into a club and masturbate with a group of people (london slang)
I was walkin down to the club - and a group of sheilas was wankin it up right in public.
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Big fat juicy pile of man juice, stuck on your curtains! Is a Stain
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UK ~ is the vestle of a single person for the purpose of wanking / masturbation / pulling one off. Although commonly male vestle, it is now common among female students too.
He doesnt have a girl friend as there is no room in his "wanking charoit"
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