play wife

Someone who plays house with a play husband. A unofficial couple with no rules or regulations

He stays in a house with his play wife.

wife vac

A vacuum cleaner that no longer sucks.

I need a new Hoover, my last one just turned into a wife vac yesterday!

dead wife montage

A "dead wife montage" is a visual media device used to introduce a deceased or missing character, most frequently a dead wife. The character is heavily romanticised in the flashback-style clip compilation ("montage") of happy memories the deceased shared with the affected character in the present story. Through the flashback, the deceased person is often portrayed as an angelic, flawless and almost superhuman person who heavily influenced the affected character's life, who still struggles to deal with their passing/disappearance. The montage is often but not always accompanied by sad/sentimental music.

This stlye of flashback has drawn attention on social media in recent years, with many online comedians producing sketches which aim at making fun of the trope.

"Dude, John Wick was such a simp for his wife, they made him go through a straight up dead wife montage"

Leahs wife aka rose

OK SO. SHES GORGEOUS SHES AMAZING SHES TRUST WORTHY, I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A GREAT FRIEND LIKE HER. anyways so go follow her on tiktok and insta her tiktok is @leoxxxrose and her insta is @leahsbaeasf

I’m gonna go meet Leahs wife aka rose
Omg take me with u batch

Daddy wife

A husband who stays at home and takes care of the house and kids.

My daddy wife is taking the kids to the park.

wife dogging

Performing sexual acts with someone else's wife in a public area

totally gave your a wife a good Ol' wife dogging

fridge-wife

A person consistently going to the fridge due to hunger.

Tommy goes to the kitchen so much he's a fridge-wife.