Turtle penis

The long purple penis of a turtle that is straw-like

I want to suck on a turtle penis!

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turtle jockey

"Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.

Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"

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Turtle Flop

Verb. To flop ones Turtle. Commonly used when out clubbin with seals (ie seal clubbin)

That guy just did a massive Turtle Flop and no body noticed...I wonder where the Seal went...

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Mine Turtle

A turtle that will kill when stepped on

Karl:WATCH OUT ITS MINE TURTLE
Bomb:hello
*Explodes*

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Irth Turtle

(n.) A group of college students that congregates to turn the fuck up (by use of drugs, alcohol, etc.). Each member of the group Irth Turtle is also called an Irth Turtle. Irth Turtles are loyal, they help other Irth Turtles out in times of need. The origin of the term is linked to other random gibberish terms that truly mean absolutely nothing. The group leader is known as the "Irth Tortoise" and their main job is getting the most fucked up.

(v.) To get royally fucked up with your best buddies.

(n.) 1. Dude, Irth Turtle partied way too hard last night! Good thing the police

didn't show up.

2. Get it? HA Steak, PP Hope, YB Faith, IRTH TURTLE, DAY Pizza! You don't

get it? Then you aren't worthy of Irth Turtle.

(v.) 3. Irth Tortoise seriously Irth Turtle'd so bad yesterday! We had to keep him

from puking everywhere while keeping the RA away.

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Tickling the Turtle

Definition 1: The act of female masturbation.

Definition 2: The act of teasing faeces out ones faeces with their thumb and index finger, while constipated.

Definition 3: Where both acts are combined with the aid of a partner.

Example: My girlfriend hasn't taken a shit in over a week and she wants me to help her with Tickling the Turtle.

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Kissing Turtles

When two guys dress up in drag and scissor each other's butt holes

I can't wait to be Kissing Turtles with you tonight.

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