A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.
"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."
When you slap ones buttocks and (accidentally) hook their asshole
When I was in the bar lastnight, I was getting another drink some random guy slapped my ass and donkey-clawed me
When you have explosive diarrhea to the point that you drop to your knees in pain.
Hey, dude why weren't you at Lillie's party last night?
Sorry dude I had Donkey knees!
Donkey sitter is actually a person who is a fence sitter but suddenly decides to take a stupid stand at the 11th hour unwittingly, which is uncalled for.
Vernon was a donkey sitter in the Micheal and Denzil controversy
The smell that derives from the accumulation of sweat by someone who does a profuse amount of ketamine, with an attempt of the smell being covered up by incense, weed, and finger paint. The end result is the smell of donkey cheese
Bro shes a straight wook, smellin’ like donkey cheese everywhere she goes. Aint no way in hell im dicking her down.
Toothless male in your local Klamath falls trailer park
when you pick up your trailer donkey to spent Ebt at Walmart