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If you go to a wing restaurant and your date is pissing you off, order the hottest possible wings.
Then when you take her home, munch on her box and you will set it on fire (figuratively speaking).
"That bitch was pissing me off last night, so i gave her the shark."
"Argggg yearh!"
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Damn, that's the fourth girl she's been with this week! She's such a carpet shark!
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Any woman or gay man that craves cock whether flacid or erect.
1. John is such a pole shark when he's at the gay bar. He always sniffs out a fresh cock to pound his hiney vaginey before closing.
2. Julie proved to be the biggest pole shark of the cheerleading squad when she managed to fuck both the home and away team at the homecoming game.
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A person who likes to eat out an other persons anal cavity.
Tom likes to eat the ass, he's a mud shark.
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Getting a blow job from a girl with braces, so that in the process, the braces cut the man's penis.
Tim said", Oh yeah, that was a nice shark job!"
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Man who exclusively hunts blantons.
Need a four to hit to get me that Mud
~ Mud Shark
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a cock, penis, dick, willy etc that is half aroused hence - half shark.
I thought he was hot and took him home, but cos he was drunk he could only get a half shark. So i let him wack off and come on my arse.
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