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When you lube up a slip in slide with your friend from Alabama and slide from one end of the slide and penetrate your naked partner on the other end.
My ass was so sore after jacob Alabama Scraggy slided me last night.
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When a man takes a hot steamy shit in a woman asshole and then inserts a firecracker and lights it, possibly doing anal with the woman after.
Woman: Do it.
Man: *performs the Alabama pop tart without question*
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When one of your sister's dingleberrys get caught up in your ball sack hairs.
Whilst fucking your dirty sister one of her dingleberries get caught in your unkept fuzzy fuca Thus creating an Alabama Tar Ball that can only be burned off by lighting a fart, you know like burning off ticks
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When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?
“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”
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The act of a female giving a male a blowjob while on her knees. She continues to do this until the male cums on her chest, and the sperm/cum swims down her stomach. The male then licks from her belly button up her stomach in a line (licking his cum) until he reaches her breasts which he licks up and down, then makes out with the female, letting her lick the males cum taste off of his tongue.
Male 1: Oh my gosh, I gave this girl a Alabama Tadpole Matrix last night. It took a while but it was amazing!
Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!
Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*
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also "Alabama Abaloneye"
When you eat too much fucking abalones and your eyes went full cartoon puffy so bad you can't go to work.
Bloody Aaron ate some Abalone for dinner, now he has Alabama Abalone Eye.
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Putting your arm inside of the anus of your female relative, making a claw with your hand, and squeezing her belly button to open and close it to imitate a mouth.
"Hell yeah brother, I done fucked my sister, who happens to be my mother, with the 'ol Alabama Glove Puppet!"
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