Negative Cool

To express extreme displeasure with something or someone. Another form of "uncool" or "not cool".

Guy 1-"Hey man I clogged your toilet."
Guy 2-"Dude, negative cool."

Girl-"Baby.....I'm pregnant."
Guy-"............Negative cool."

Nah, it's cool

This is a phrase you use when something absurd happens and you are about to beat the shit outta whoever did it to you, whether it be a game or not.

Ex 1)
Mark: *Throws the ball between your legs while doing a back flip over you, catching the ball mid-air, mid back flip into a exploding dunk.*
Bobby: Did you really just do that folks?, Nah it's cool...

Ex 2)
Trey: *Perfects the final boss on a fighting game*
Final Boss: Nah, it's cool...

Oh, cool!

What someone says when they don't give a shit.

Person 1: I'm so happy, I just unlocked this new gun!

Person 2: Oh, cool! I hope this family of yours dies. I hope they all go to hell because of what they did.

Cool Pervert

(>.o) Joker. From the fuge.

(>.o) Joker : -Snaps her bra.- You loved it. -Does the fonz's pose.-
Her : If you wasn't such a cool pervert, I'd break your nose.

Cool Woody

When cool air is blown directly into male genitals and hence giving the man an erection.

Awh man this cold weather is giving a cool woody!!

cool breeze

You okay, your alright,doing fine, you straight, in the clear. Another way of saying good money.

Sam: Yo, we cool breeze my dude.

Cool Devices

Probably the sickest hentai anime ever. EVER. Incest, rape, and shit you wish you could unsee, unhear, unthink, or augment if you're one sick son of a bitch. A top reason for breaking off relations with Japan. Notorious for its provacative nature amongst otakus. But whatever floats your boat, I guess...

What the fuck? Was that enema porn?

OH MY GOD WTF

Wow, Cool Devices is _way_ fucked up. Kinky, though.