Cool Pervert

(>.o) Joker. From the fuge.

(>.o) Joker : -Snaps her bra.- You loved it. -Does the fonz's pose.-
Her : If you wasn't such a cool pervert, I'd break your nose.

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Cool Woody

When cool air is blown directly into male genitals and hence giving the man an erection.

Awh man this cold weather is giving a cool woody!!

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Negative Cool

To express extreme displeasure with something or someone. Another form of "uncool" or "not cool".

Guy 1-"Hey man I clogged your toilet."
Guy 2-"Dude, negative cool."

Girl-"Baby.....I'm pregnant."
Guy-"............Negative cool."

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Nah, it's cool

This is a phrase you use when something absurd happens and you are about to beat the shit outta whoever did it to you, whether it be a game or not.

Ex 1)
Mark: *Throws the ball between your legs while doing a back flip over you, catching the ball mid-air, mid back flip into a exploding dunk.*
Bobby: Did you really just do that folks?, Nah it's cool...

Ex 2)
Trey: *Perfects the final boss on a fighting game*
Final Boss: Nah, it's cool...

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Oh, cool!

What someone says when they don't give a shit.

Person 1: I'm so happy, I just unlocked this new gun!

Person 2: Oh, cool! I hope this family of yours dies. I hope they all go to hell because of what they did.

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cool breeze

You okay, your alright,doing fine, you straight, in the clear. Another way of saying good money.

Sam: Yo, we cool breeze my dude.

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Cool Devices

Probably the sickest hentai anime ever. EVER. Incest, rape, and shit you wish you could unsee, unhear, unthink, or augment if you're one sick son of a bitch. A top reason for breaking off relations with Japan. Notorious for its provacative nature amongst otakus. But whatever floats your boat, I guess...

What the fuck? Was that enema porn?

OH MY GOD WTF

Wow, Cool Devices is _way_ fucked up. Kinky, though.

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