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BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.
Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.
The bloated state of your stomach after eating too much food.
Mike! You okay man? You look pregnant!
Yeah, man, I'm okay. I ate too much at the all you can eat buffet last night.
OH! So you got a fuddha-belly, man!
Rubbing your dick on a stomach and cumming on the upper lip to make a mustache
I’m gonna dry hump you so hard and give you a hot belly bubble stache.
January 16th is National Sniff Your belly button day
Today is Jan 16th which is " National Sniff your Belly Button Day" so I sniffed mine and smelled like ketchup and radishes
When someone has abs defined enough,it looks and feel like boobs and since it's on the belly.. BOOM,belly boobs.
Ayoo?! homie hit the gym so hard he finally got d'em belly boobs!
What Paul says when he sees back to back homeruns
Wow they went belly to belly. They hit back to back homers.
When your penis is erect the bottom is smooth and soft like an alligator belly