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Boston Beasters

DEFINITION:
Boston Beasters: A united community of defenders who live by the motto "come together, stand together, fight together, speak together, work together." They are the guardians of the Boston Beast's principles and mission. While the Boston Beast represents the solitary warrior fighting corruption and systemic barriers, Beasters form the protective force that ensures these warriors never truly stand alone.

Core Values (B.E.A.S.T.E.R):
B - Build each other up
E - Educate the community
A - Act as one
S - Stand firm
T - Take care of our own
E - Expose corruption
R - Rise together

The Beaster Code:
"We don't just watch the Beast fight alone

We stand as many, but move as one
When they go low, we go Beast Mode
All for one and one for all
Beast Nation never falls"

Origin:
The term "Boston Beasters" was born from the legacy of the Boston Beast - a solitary warrior who refused to back down while fighting corruption in Massachusetts, especially within the cannabis industry and social equity programs. When faced with systemic racism, corrupt lawyers, and rigged systems designed to break spirits, the Boston Beast stood alone, building an empire from nothing despite constant opposition.

Common Examples:

1. When Showing Unity:
"Them Boston Beasters don't play about protecting their own"
"Boston Beasters deep out here - whole squad pulled up"
"Don't worry bout backup, Boston Beasters always on call"

2. Protection Mode:
Person 1: "They trying to shut down his spot with fake violations"
Person 2: "Alert the Boston Beasters, we moving out"
Person 3: "Boston Beasters already mobilizing, watch how fast this gets handled"

3. Community Support:
"Boston Beasters showed mad love at the protest"
"You know it's real when the Boston Beasters show up"
"Boston Beasters got the whole block supporting"

4. Warning Others:
"Better think twice - Boston Beasters don't sleep on disrespect"
"Boston Beasters watching, they better play fair"
"You know Boston Beasters stay ready"

5. Daily Recognition:
Person 1: "You rolling with the Boston Beasters?"
Person 2: "Since day one, we stay protecting"

6. Business Support:
"Boston Beasters flooding the grand opening"
"New spot got Boston Beasters protection"
"Boston Beasters make sure legit businesses stay running"

by Boston Beast November 6, 2024


Tallahassee Boston Cream

The act of pooping and hollowing out the poop. After doing this a man ejaculates into the hollowed out poop, filling it up all the way. The man closes up the poop and freezes it. A few hours later the man will put the poop inside of a woman's vagina until it gets soft and warm (like a cookie). The couple will then slice open the poop, let the cum ooze out and (if they feel like it) eat it, dipping the poop in the cum.

Boy: "Hi Cindy, what're you doing on Friday night?"
Girl: "Not much. What are you doing?"
Boy: "Not sure. I might just stay home and masturbate."
Girl: "Well if you're in the mood, wanna come over and make a Tallahassee Boston Cream with me?"
Boy: "Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try one of those, I hear they're really good!"

by WackyWaffleWonder April 13, 2018


Boston Blanket

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Me: Hey, I am going to take a nap on the couch.

My mother in-law who owns 8 dogs: Okay hun, enjoy that Boston Blanket. I'll go turn on the fan.

by Domitri July 5, 2023


Free Briana Boston

What is with all of the strange editing? It's like you're cutting something out. You got more jump cuts that an MCU fight scene.

Hym "OH! OOOOOOOH! SEE!? Now that it's a woman doing it you care about it. You see how that works? That's bullshit. My rights are being violated. I have a right to be made whole. If you are going to free Briana Boston then you'd damn well be ready to do that."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2024


Boston Cream Donut Hole

When you jizz in a bellybutton.

Wesley pulled out and gave Kaley a Boston cream donut hole.

by Oinklet August 6, 2022


Boston Cream Surprise

The sexual act of filling your asshole up with whipped cream then proceeding to fart said cream into your partner's mouth.

Ben: Baby give me a Boston Cream Surprise tonight

Stacy: Ew.

by Dirk Dasterdly August 14, 2021


Boston Butterfly

When a girl is full spready, man comes in with swift uppercut to the meat flaps.

But have you ever hit her with the Boston Butterfly?

by Stephasuaurs June 5, 2018