spready

1: One whom is willing, ready and excited to accept.
2: The act of intentionally exposing a gift to the onlooker(s).

1: I told her her she better be spready when I get home.
2: I didn't know she was getting spready because I was too busy with my sandwich.

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spready

A term used by intelligent people of the MMS for an Excel/Google Spreadsheet.

"Hey Kerry, can you enter the numbers on the spready?"

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spreadie

The act of spreading ones legs for a photo - normally sexual in nature.

That girl sent me a spreadie.

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Spreadied

When you look at a spreadsheet for such a long time that the cells bleed together and you get all loop 'n' shit.

Looking at that excel document for the 4 hours has me spreadied like woah.

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Spready

A large or vast amount of cash on hand.

Who broke?... Man you know I got spready.

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Spready Chávez

While having sex with a woman in doggie style position you spread her butt cheeks and blow a snot rocket on her asshole and the proceed to fuck her in the ass using your snot as lube

Brian was fucking this bitch and gave her the Spready Chávez

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Spreadie

(Business casual) An excel spreadsheet

Hey I didn't get that spreadie we talked about last night.