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When you want the fat lard to come get some dinner. You invite Tina to get some ham, hoping she will gratefully accept the invitation.
Luke: "Hey Tina come get some ham!"
Tina: " mmmm... ham, I am a fat lard."
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When your complaining leads to the consequence you were complaining about.
Her boyfriend finally dumped her because she kept hassling him about how he wouldn't get more serious. I told her "you keep making your bitches come true."
If you don't come on down and try some corn your newborn will be sacrificed
"come on down and try some corn or we will sacrifice your new born"
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Its a question many children ask their parents. The answer varies depending on they way they want their child to know...
Child: Mommy? Where do babies come from?
Parent: Well Suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much.....
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The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.
Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.
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A term used for masterbation. Coined originally by the Great George Carlin.
When I get home from the strip club, Im gonna choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come!
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A band from York, South Carolina. They play heavy metal christian music like MyChildren MyBride and August Burns Red. You can check them out on YouTube on the search engine type (till kingdom come taco4prince) for easy results. These guys also have a Facebook and myspace! Keep in mind, they are an up and coming band so be on the look out for these guys! they are HEAVY!!!
Till Kingdom Come screamo music tkc heavy metal
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