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an excuse by the government to rape and destroy the economy of the middle class
guy 1: "you know covid-19?"
guy 2: "oh yeah, i lost my business because of boris johnson"
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yo covid-19 sucks and now tom and jerry thinks now day tom and jerry be like:
TOM CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE*
JERRY BUY 1000 TOILET PAPPERS*
TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 MASK*
AGIAN TOM OWNER BUYS 1000 SANITIZER
1. THIS IS JUST A JOKE LOL
2. COVID-19 REALLY SUCKS
COVID-19 was a collusion of worldwide governments and plan of action to implant the citizens of the world with an identification mode.
The term, COVID-19, is actually a clandestine acronym initially coined by the W.H.O., which stands for "Covert Operation to Verify IDentification". The 19, is for the year they hatched the plan, 2019.
They plan was a moderate success, with nearly half of all citizens voluntarily opting for the inoculation of an unproven vaccine.
The reaction to the scare of the virus was a secondary study in human behavior to determine if the larger populus could pressure the non-conforming citizenry to comply through forced inequality favoring those who conformed. Those conformists include but is not limited to politicians, Hollywood elitists, and professional athletes.
Are you protected against COVID-19? If not, shame on you!
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Mexican: damn bruh I heard you got that COVID-19
Man Candy: nah bruh it’s just a shitty cold
"and god said let there be...a terrible plague that would haunt the earth for a year or two".
even satin recoiled in disgust when he saw what god had in store for the sad mortals of earth, but there was to many humans on the face of the planet so god sent a virus that would kill the weak and feeble but let the strong live, but soon god got bored of watching people live their sad lives alone in their houses so he sent some other things starting with the small (a conflict between iran and the US that had a chance to start world war 3) and then going to the large (among us 2 being cancelled).
now god looks at the world as it falls apart,and I am here on my laptop writing a useless definition for a word that you just so happen to be reading.
covid 19 is god's way of telling us all that he is in control
The hours a business stayed open during the covid 19 pandemic.
Guy 1: I'm gonna run to the store for some beer. Guy 2: I'm not sure if they are open you better call first because they have new covid hours. Guy 1: Great idea. Thanks man.
A couple that started dating during covid
Wow, that couple is wearing masks, must be a covid couple!