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when one is being a grotesque insest freak. like mitchell dresser of bathurst nsw
"wow mitchell your really being a fungusy dildo, having sex with ur mum and all!!"
A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.
Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!
The girls version of destroy dick december.
Ohh I’m so naughty, I have to do the destroy dildo December right now.
Female equivalent of the notorious Destroy Dick December. Rules that apply for men apply for women too. Women who do not own a dildo can use a simple substitute like a cucumber for instance. Lubricant is optional, but only allowed once a week.
Man: 'Man we are going to participate in destroy dick december'
Woman: 'That's not equality, I want a holiday as well. From now on there shall be Destroy Dildo December!’
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A device for sharpening dildos
My your dildo sharpener is efficient in it's duty