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When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.
The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.
Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.
Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.
Aaron: Thanks bro
when the women covers the man in syrup then proceeds to ride his cock
"yeah, I gave him the sloppy dildo last night"
when one is being a grotesque insest freak. like mitchell dresser of bathurst nsw
"wow mitchell your really being a fungusy dildo, having sex with ur mum and all!!"
A person that enjoys jamming various dildos down thier throat
I was at the store the other and saw a dildo swallower!
A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.
Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!