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A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet
"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"
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who needs shower sex when u have natural dildos
Skeletal dildos that are demonic
I love demonic skeletal dildos!
A person that enjoys jamming various dildos down thier throat
I was at the store the other and saw a dildo swallower!
A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.
Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!