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This phrase can be attached to virtually any sentence, as a way to express potentially impending danger for the sake of being accurate.
Student 1: So when do you graduate?
Student 2: 2014...that is, if the world doesn't end in 2012...
Student 1: What gives you that strange idea?
Student 2: Its what the Mayans predicted, and they've been right about a lot of stuff.
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Only on days of the week that end in “y”… a saying that just actually means “every frikin’ day”.
Example #1
Question: Do you drink often?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.
Example #2
Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.
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To insert one's John Thomas into a female's Fudge Barrier to partake in the pleasures of aardvarking.
She had the painters in this week so I had to bowl from the pavilion end.
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1. to end a friendship mutually
2. to end a relationship mutually
3. to fuck and then become friends after being romantic
kody wants to fuck so we “end off on good terms”
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n. You're at a traffic light trying to turn left. You can turn on green when there's no traffic, but there's always traffic at this intersection. You pull out into the middle of the intersection, wait until your light turns red, and turn when the oncoming traffic stops for the red light and before the traffic from the cross street starts going on their green light. Two or three cars turn behind you as well. Originated on West End Avenue in Nashville, Tennessee, because you'll never make a left turn off that street if you don't do a West End left turn.
If a cop sees you, he'll give you a ticket for running a red light.
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How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) is a satirical website that was created in 2005 by Daniel Baxter and Tommy Watson that parodies major films, TV shows and video games from popular culture.
HISHE provides its own version of "how it should have ended", as opposed to what actually did, by showcasing satirical cartoons which have alternative endings that are usually more logical, realistic and often quite funny.
The team responsible for these satirical animations are:
Series Directed by
Daniel Baxter
Series Writing credits
Tina Alexander
Daniel Baxter
Tommy Watson
Matt Dannevik
Series Produced by
Tina Alexander
Daniel Baxter
Steve Sargent
Series Film Editing by
Daniel Baxter
Series Art Department
Daniel Baxter
Otis Frampton
Series Animation Department
Daniel Baxter
Brian Andersen
Eric Mehner
Series Music Department
Bryan English
Series Thanks
Tina Alexander
The following How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) is a parody of a key scene from The Avengers where Loki has the chance to escape (from Thor and Iron Man), but doesn't:
Thor: (to Captain America) You want me to put the hammer down?
(Captain America ducks and holds up his shield as Thor leaps at Cap. The impact of the hammer on the vibranium shield creates a massive shockwave)
Captain America: Are we done here?
Loki: Hello!
Iron Man: You're still here?
Loki: Yes!
Thor: Why didn't you run away while we settled our differences?
Loki: (laughs) I'll never tell.
Captain America: OK, we're not taking him back to base, he is definitely up to something.
One of the hottest games on the PlayStation 2 game system and the third in the series. Star Ocean: Till the End of Time was created by Tri-Ace and Square-Enix. originally supposed to be released back in 2003, there was a bug found in the system. The title was remade into a Director's Cut in 2004.
The story takes place a few hundred years after the Star Ocean: The Second Story and focuses on a blue haired boy named Fayt Leingod. It started as a simple vacation on a planet turned into a nightmare as an alien race attacks the world. During this event, the young boy gets separated from his parents. Later, he gets separated from one of his best friends and ends up on different worlds. Throughout his adventure, Fayt teams up with many characters to discover a secret far larger than the mere alien strike.
It's a must buy.
Star Ocean: Till the End of Time is better than that Final Fantasy and focuses on the bigger picture of things. It also has characters that the players can get attached to (i.e., Albel Nox.)
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