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a long,windy fart,often consisting of several notes,of various lengths and pitches,that may almost seem to 'speak'.
based of course on Peter Frampton's talking guitar,and noteriety for long,trailing songs. the frampton is the predescessor of the brampton;that being a long, turbulent dump without interupption,and with varying range of sounds.
"to my shock and embarrassment,my melodic frampton gave way to a violent brampton that rang out in the public washroom."
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(verb) The act of demolishing an obnoxious person's cell phone, in honor of rocker Peter Frampton, who recently demolished a fan's cell phone onstage after repeated requests to stop taking unauthorized video of his concert.
"If you don't put that phone away right now, I'm gonna Frampton it!"
"Dude wouldn't put his phone away, so it got Framptoned!"
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It is the same as being quick-fingered in the but or pushed from behind.
Meme from World of Tanks community that twitch streamer Quickybaby pushed a teammate out in front of enemy tanks. the name of his account in tanks is "quickfingers".
that player got "Framptoned". that player got pushed out in front of enemy tanks.
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An alternative to the F-bomb, or when extremely irate, may be combined with "Peter Freakin'" to create the ultimate non-swear.
Sheite Muslims! I just dropped that Peter freakin Frampton wrench on my toe!
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The act of jizzing into a womens hand and then letting her use your jizz as lube to jerk you off.
Guy 1: Dude my girl gave me a frampton last night it was amazing.
Guy 2: Your lucky my girl said she would never do that to me.
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A very talented musician, but every time I hear him on the radio I end up getting stuck in traffic and screaming: "Dammmnnnn youuu Peteeerrr Frammptoonnnnnnn!!!"
"Dude, his guitar is talkin man."
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The epiqly hawt Meg of the rock band Meg & Dia. Musician, craftswoman, entrepreneur, elder sister, and drunk Shania Twain impersonator. Equal parts charming, adorable, smart, hilarious, creative, talented, and kind. Truly one of a kind.
Man, I wish I could get with Meg Frampton but I'm too big of a dbag.