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A series of military general orders prohibiting alcohol, war souvenirs, pornography, pets, satellite TV, wireless internet, Blogs, fraternization with opposite sex in war zones. Sort of like WW2s Catch-22. It means you can get in trouble for just about any non-military activity. Thanks Vietnam!
"dude... look at this Hustler, cute kitten, haji pistol, bottle of JD"
"put it away you stupid fuck before we get in more trouble"
"uh, yah General Order Number One, shit!!!"
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In the Navy and Marine Corp there are 11 General Orders of a Sentry, however there are an unofficial twelfth and thirteenth referred to by many.
RDC to Recruit: "What is the "13th General Order of a Sentry?"
Recruit to RDC: "To walk my beat, beat my meat, and fuck/shoot anything within 50 feet."
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The GSAT.
A kind of entrance exam for universities in Taiwan, which is most high school students’ nightmare.
At first, it was not that difficult to finish each subject in time. However, the questions in it have become exquisitely longer, apparently students will face tremendous pressure in the future.
There are only four days left before the GSAT! Go and study for Gods sake!
Poor you have to take the general scholastic ability test, but I have no idea how to help you.
GOOD LUCK!
An employee that is awesome when supervised closely, but manages to screw everything up, to an impressive degree, when left on his or he own.
I cant recommend Mike for that promotion, I mean he's great when you work with him, but I'm afraid he might accidentally burn the place down when I leave the room. He's definitely a Great Soldier, Horrible General
Most people think they understand everyone else. If someone has a gun, they must be a hunter. If someone has a child, they must be a mother. If someone has blood on his hands, he must be a murderer.
People need to focus on things that could be rather then what should be, because if we'd stop clinging to reality, everyone would be happier.
People's General way of Thinking should lighten up.
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A group of people who claim that they are the best and are really special just because they listen to 80's music.
These people are mostly kids and teens who comment negative remarks on how everyone's taste of music sucks on Justin Bieber music videos.
_Keep in mind that someone who is confident in their taste of music doesn't need to let everyone know_
I HATE MY GENERATION!!!! I'M ONLY 7 AND LISTEN TO DAVID BOWIE!!!! GRRRR!!!!
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A j-rock band makes great songs made songs in naruto and full metal alchemist openings
twelve,loop & loop, haruka kanata
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