The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.
I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.
Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.
When you cum multiple times in one day.
John: Yo bro i cummed once today it felt so good.
Mark: I’ve been Goosing today. I had to do it multiple times.
Mad lad that gets hella pussy but is really insecure and cant handle being alone
Friend: you are such an overlord goose
Me: oh :(
When a woman shoves a spherical object into her vagina or ass then cannon ball launches it into her significant others face
“Bro my teeth still hurt from that goose launcher becky shot at me last night”
“I’m not a coward I ran through a ducking building on fire, Sophia. You’re a bitch”
“Yeah okay carter. And I walked through a goosing parkade in water”
“I ran through a ducking building on fire I’m not a coward and you’re a bitch sophia”
“Yeah okay carter, and I walked through a goosing parkade in water”