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The act of shaving off your Butthole-Net and then ejaculating onto it. After that you find your prey and stick this hairy-cum-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. Although this is very humorous it might get you called names like Jizz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping shit eater.
I was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so I got him drunk one night and gave him a Hairy Stimpleton.
a male with a very hairy asshole
a lot of straight people tend to say it when they see their friends hole or show their hole a lot of roadman say this
“oi mate come eat my dirty hairy hole”
When someone man or women that has not trimmed or groomed their pubic hair in a very long time.
That guy has a hairy mongrel.
Shaving your pubic hair and sprinkling it on top of another's head.
He gave susie a hairy turban last night, it took her eight hours in the shower to get it all out.
A short gnome with a long beard.
David told the man, “You’re so short you look like a hairy gnome with your long beard, dude. Haha, I believe you wouldn’t be so dramatic about that even if you’re cool and mathematic.”
My mum in the bath. Probably your mum in the bath.
"What's that white furry thing in the corner?"
"Oh, just my hairy snowman."
A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.
Ex): Chad: Dude, don’t go there man. Sarah was some high school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.
Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.
Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.
Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.
Checklist:
1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school
3. Think about him/her every now and then
4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person
6. “The One That Got Away”