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Where cool kids go to drown
also known as an arroyo
*starts to rain*
Cool kid: hey mister *puffs cigarette* why are you packing your sleeping bag?
Vagrant: don’t you know, kid? This wash is about to flood.
Cool kid: my hero! Thanks for not letting me drown
the person only 1 taps people in games
person 1: omg i just did a emilo 1 tap washing machine
person 2: nice
1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine
Me and granny did the dirty washing machine last night
When a white person is around a lot of mexicans everyday and start thinking they're now considered a mexican
Gavin:aye wuddup ese
Anthony:Oh no you've Been bean washed
Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.
I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.
It is when you approach someone kindly then get aggressively abused on the backend.
Do you want the gap insurance for your car?
Hey bro, are you ball washing me?