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When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.
I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.
When somebody convinces another person to take them back to their place, under the false premise of having sex, solely for the purpose of using their bed to sleep in. Upon waking, they leave without fulfilling the empty promise the made.
example 1
"Why is Amy's hair all over the shop today?" said Jane.
"Oh, she did a nap and dash on poor Bill this morning and came straight to work from his place" replied Betty.
example 2
"You're not really going to sleep with him are you?" said Nicki.
"Absolutely not. He doesn't know it, but I'm going to do the old nap and dash on him. Uber's are way too expensive right now" Amy laughed in reply.
When you're intensely dedicated to solving a mathematical question but physically can not stay awake. You take a nap and attempt to solve the question in your dreams.
Hey man, I couldn't prove the equation until I took a hype nap and then all I had to do was write it down.
A nap you have to take early in the day because you got wasted too early.
Yo I’m gonna go take a bum nap, I’ll try to meet up with you later.
the act of traveling through the space time continuum via smoking marijuana and entering sleep mode on a comfortable surface. time travel usually doesnt surpass a few hours because then its just considered sleeping.
i just smoked a bowl and am prepared for a time nap.
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A method of suicide. The act of laying down in a crosswalk hoping an oncoming car will help you sleep for a long time.
I was tired of living, so I took a crosswalk nap.
When you wake up from a nap and all your family/roommates are gone from your home. (Nothing left to do now except get high , jack off in a strange place, and wait for Jesus to come back for your sorry ass. )
I took a rapture nap, and everyone is now gone, and not answering their phones or text.