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When one of your sister's dingleberrys get caught up in your ball sack hairs.
Whilst fucking your dirty sister one of her dingleberries get caught in your unkept fuzzy fuca Thus creating an Alabama Tar Ball that can only be burned off by lighting a fart, you know like burning off ticks
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When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?
“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”
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also "Alabama Abaloneye"
When you eat too much fucking abalones and your eyes went full cartoon puffy so bad you can't go to work.
Bloody Aaron ate some Abalone for dinner, now he has Alabama Abalone Eye.
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Putting your arm inside of the anus of your female relative, making a claw with your hand, and squeezing her belly button to open and close it to imitate a mouth.
"Hell yeah brother, I done fucked my sister, who happens to be my mother, with the 'ol Alabama Glove Puppet!"
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When a couple, typically a male and female, get together for sexy time, but one whips out a massive orange traffic cone. Shoving the end into an ass gape, the partner with it in their ass will receive all the vomit, piss, shit, the one injecting it in will give. They proceed to shit it all out on their partner's ass.
Darrel: Say bud, you didn't see my traffic cone around here, did ya?
Darrel's Son: N-no dad...
Linda, Darrel's Wife: Honey you know he and his girl doin' the alabama traffic cone.
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The act of a female giving a male a blowjob while on her knees. She continues to do this until the male cums on her chest, and the sperm/cum swims down her stomach. The male then licks from her belly button up her stomach in a line (licking his cum) until he reaches her breasts which he licks up and down, then makes out with the female, letting her lick the males cum taste off of his tongue.
Male 1: Oh my gosh, I gave this girl a Alabama Tadpole Matrix last night. It took a while but it was amazing!
Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!
Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*
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When you drink your sisters pussy juice
When a brother drinks his sister pussy juice aka Alabama white sauce
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