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A small fuzzy pocket-sized rodent that is a fierce protector from muggers/robbers/ect.. Unleash them out of your pocket on a mugger and it will jump from your pocket and bite the muggers juggular vein and will start feasting upon the muggers body. Be warned that they can bite other things too.
"hello ma'am." (guy walking down street)
"MUGGER!!!!!" (ma'am)
*pocket gerbil jumps out and bites his juggular vein and kills him instantly*
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A hoe you could remove and place back in your pocket when you're done using her for her special abilities.
She's a common known THOT Pocket that any and everybody could use and return
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Being in the zone, or hitting the sweet spot.
Tiger Woods was in a real pleasure pocket over the final five holes.
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An undergarment worn by women to support the breasts
Girl 1: heyyyy look at this titty pocket i goy a victorias secret
Girl 2: bihhhh thats a bra assface
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a pocket, usually homemade, where dealers and buyers of weed stash their shit. it can usually be found on the inside of a mans boxers.
the fuzz: wheres your shit, bitch, WHERE!!
you: its in my fuckin weed pocket, penis hole
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A long distance girlfriend known only through digital communications, the entire relationship consists of phone calls, text messages, and sent photos. Usually rocky, though not lacking in emoitional intensity or committment due to lack of any physical contact. The relationship is maintained though constant communcation, most often a cell phone in speaker mode, worn in one's pocket to continue interaction with the pocket girlfriend while in public social situations
"who is he talking to?"
"his pocket girlfriend"
"Justin, your pocket girlfriend is a dipshit, you should just get a regular girl here."
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Anatomy.
The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the .
uterus in female mammals.
See "Woman"...
All that WOMAN is good for is her COCK POCKET.
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