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A penis that is tied a kinky manner and looses Circulation
I was Chillen with my girlfriend last night and fell asleep for an hour, I woke up and...boom... A purple carrot. You can bet on it that we had a good time last night.
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Something me bruvver won't shutup about. I mean, he just keeps going on about it, man!
Jon: I have a Purple Toe!
Gaz: SHUTUP ALREADY!
*Beats Jon with an Iron bar*
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When a guy and girl are in the 69 position...a guy will clench down on the girls clit with his teeth and then start smacking her in the face with his dick.
Dude, I was 69'ing with my girlfriend and she kept taking my dick out of her mouth so I taught her a lesson and gave her a Purple Otter
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one of teenagers and young adults favorite color combination, morely loved if you color-blend them...
the sunset sometimes has the colors blue/purple
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Short for 'Purple Joint', a condition caused by the inability to score when it matters most. Similar to blue-veiners except accompanied by anger, seepage and uncomfortable underwear problems. Purple J's are most common in misogynists, steroid abusers and angry men in fraternity sweaters.
Biff grew rigid looking at the curves defining Trent's tight cut-off jorts and knee-high tube socks. But when the final horn sounded Trent went home and got porked by the winning mascot leaving Biff nursing his bruised ego and a Purple J.
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Purple Monkey is the name of a character (puppet) on YouTube, who is well-known for his warped personality. Usually can be found by typing "Purple Monkey", "jh20001" or "LV Mobsquad" in YouTube's search function.
Purple Monkey: "Why do black people call themselves black?....they're brown..."
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