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Gender, defined by the reproductive organs and distinctive physical features of either gender.
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Reproductive act, an act of intercourse, or to put it more bluntly, when you mash the aforementioned reproductive organs together so that the woman, possessing the eggs, may create smaller versions of herself through a painful nine month process.
Alice has a pussy, Jack has a dick. Let's get some steamy animal instinct up in this hizzouse!
( they mash those organs together like arthritic dogs trying to shit. 9 months lather a human in larval stage emerges from Alice's pussy. This larval human is named George and grows up to have sex with another woman).
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What the Urban Dictionary revolves around
Look up any word in the UD and one of the related words is almost always sex.
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I was really horny last night so I called my boyfriend telling him I was horny he came .He threw me on the bed and he took his pants off and he wasn’t wearing underwear and I told him to make me really wet so he sat on top of me ripped off my tiny thong and bra. He sucked on my dd boobs. he threw me in to the 69 position. I was sucking his dick while he fingered and ate me out it was actually so good I had to stop sucking. He had his dick so far down I started gagging. My step dad came home from work but we never heard over my screaming and moaning. I got a glims of him and got up and pulled billy (my step dad) over and said to him “ I’ll give u a bj” billy got behind me and started playing with my boobs while my boyfriend started fingering me. I actually cried with pleasure. Billy left bc he knew that my mom was coming soon so he left while my bf started pumping. I gave billy what he earned and once my bf had to go I went into his room while my mum made my dinner billy went for a nap so I pulled down his underwear and started sucking his dick he woke up and said “oh my Lilly, you’re amazing at this !” He started to finger me 😉 my mum came up to tell billy that his dinner was ready and saw me with billy and said “ WITHOUT ME!!” She giggled and started to pump billy. I left them to it.then I needed it again so I called my boyfriend and thank god he came again. We fucked for hours and hours we fell asleep mid sex his dick in my vigina pulsing round his dick
Horny?? Thought so
When I need a rocket in my spaceport
Dude 1: hey what did u do last night
Dude 2: I had sex with lily and her dad last night
Dude 1: lucky
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What is the meaning of life u ask, well it involves two things make genitalia and female genitalia, basically u insert ur pencil into the sharpener and after ur done the pencil is smaller, this is because men secrete a liquid known to most people as semen. Semen is filled with microscopic children that make a home in the ladies vaginas and then a famine comes and only a couple survive... Those become your children... ENJOY
"whoa I had some good sex with that Latina hooker, and I was only $4.99"
"Wow Jerry that's cheap for sex"
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