Yet another phrase which relates to the act of masturbation, named after the great man clapham
he spent all afternoon "clapping the ham"
When ham is flavorful, juicy, and well prepared the universal truth is that it's fucking good ham. "Fine ham abounds" can be substituted for "fucking good ham" in polite company.
Yeah I like it, it's really fucking good. Ooh, oops, I mean--fine ham abounds, mom.
An agricultural term used to describe a livestock facility in which pigs (porcus fattae) and chickens (poultus eggae) are raised in close quarters, often resulting in symbiosis between the two animal species.
"much to his consternation, farmer boggs awoke at the crack of dawn for the fifth consecutive morning to a cacophone of cocks' crows and fevered oinking."
A honey ham farmer is one who grooms sexual relationships with the obese.
Douglas flirted and fawned over the plump until he was called the honey ham farmer.
Going Hard As A Motherfucker BUT with cheese
Damn that Boy was going ham and cheese in the game.
The state of having been rectally or vaginally penetrated by a solid and salty pork product.
Ham-fisted: Sodomized by a Virginia ham. Raped by a prosciutto. Bacon throat.
A well-used and multi-layered vagina that when viewed from a second person perspective resembles the appearance of a large bag of medium sliced deli ham.
Oh Yeah! feels just like a bag a deli ham.
Holy Nazi-Cock FUCK! I almost threw up when I saw that she had a bag a deli ham!
What the fuck? that bag a deli ham looks like she is giving birth to a Shar Pei.