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Loud and very public anal sex on Clapham Common best done after closing time.
Hey, look at Mikey - he is still wearing the tell tale signs of his Clapham Common last night
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Quite possibly the centrel hub of the universe.
If you get lost anywhere in south west London just find Clapham Junction and you can get home again
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A gay man who lives in or around Clapham (Tooting, Balham, Battersea, Wandsworth) and affects of superiority around shared interests including clubbing, physical appearance, gymming and wealth.
"He'd be hot if he wasn't such a clapham gay"
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A Clapham Glove is often used to defend the male from notorious Sexually Transmitted Diseases often caught in Clapham following a Hinge or Tinder date. These diseases can include; Relationships, Second Dates and Clap.
The male should always be equipped with their own "Clapham Glove"
"Oh no, Jack is going on a Hinge date tonight, I hope he has packed an extra Clapham Glove"
A gay man that lives in Clapham and bases his personality on trying to become an influencer and going to the gym
Those guys are so buff!
Yeah but they are Clapham gays
noun.when a hairband or ponytail is worn that pulls back tightly against the scalp creating the illusion of a face lift.popular in trailer parks and council estates.
e.g Her head looks like she`s had a clapham face lift!
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