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This person has a piss kink
So if you name your friend mega mind's left bade sack, they have a pisskink
Person 1: Did you know if you name someone Mega mind's left ball sack they have a piss kink
Person 2: Dude no way, that means.... I have a piss kink
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An odd saying said by Mr. Stiles, a crazy old tech teacher as RHS. He uses it when students say BS things.
Student- Im going to the bathroom
Mr Stiles- Ya ok i left my boots in the truck
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When someone is ugly and you need a escape
"Oh no Jessica I left my dog in a tree, I'll be back." *never returns*
When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.
"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."
"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"
committing political suicide by jumping off a 10 000 ft cliff monopoly style right into the grand canyon in arizona
supporting the green new deal is either total madness or running to the left of bernie sanders.
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Classic line by Samuel L. Jackson (that guy ALWAYS has the best lines) on the Internet Phenomenon film 'Snakes On A Plane' as Samuel's character and Kenan, from 'Kenan and Kel' try to hoist the plane left for an emergency landing after the co-pilot was killed by snakebite, whilst plummetting down to certain death.
2. Said in emergency life threatening situations where you are dependant on someone less able than you to save you from doom.
3. When you are in a car that is going to crash into another because you are moving too fast, this is the line you say just before you meet your death.
*Two friends in a car speeding..suddenly approaching a lorry that can't see them*
John : Shit , we're gonna die slow down, he's coming right at you Trebecc!
Trebbecc : Argh! The steering wheel came off! Shit shouldn't have joyrided with my mom's ran down car!
*The approaching lorry nears close, inch close to crashing*
John : ARGHHHH!! TURN THIS BIG MOTHERFUCKER LEFT , TROY!
*they die*
Example 2 :
*Guy has to lift something heavy and take it upstairs*
*Grunts to himself* : TURN THIS BIG MOTHERFUCKER LEFT, TROY!
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Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.
Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"
Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."
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