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18th october we go ask our crush out. Don’t be lame guys and go ask your crush out! Or text him/her now 😂 NOW!
ASK your crush out-day Quick reminder don’t be a pussy and go ask your crush out :)
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Typically used as a phrase relating to getting out some cold beers with friends. Also known as the magical phrase used to summon douches named similar to Clive or Greg.
Pretty hot today. Should we go down the pub, cracking out a cold one with the boys?
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An ugly woman with long frizzy hair
Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.
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It is when a person is blocking their own progress; They cheat themselves with regards to success; They stopped using their intellect and make unwise decisions.
Tim could have been the owner of his own company, but his bad attitude towards the lender stopped him receiving the loan, get out of your own way, they stopped using their intellect and made an unwise decision
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Equal to men’s steak and blowjob day, national champagne and eat me out day falls on June 14. No need for flowers, chocolates or hallmark cards, buy your girl a nice sparkling bottle of champagne and you know what to do next!
Billy: ‘Guess what day it is?’
Amanda: ‘National champagne and eat me out day’
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An expression which helps create an image of how angry one is/was at the time.
"I was so pissed I almost blew a fish out of my ass!"
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This devastating affliction targets all members of society but most commonly those residing in less privileged urban and rural areas. The syndrome can sometimes occur when a person hangs his/her t-shirts on hangers.
The neck collar will not hug the neck. The neck collar will be hanging down like a beaten down labia flap and may come to a V just above the sternum. May lead to driving Bronco II's and wearing Tide NASCAR racing tees.
Hey Bobbo, look at that trashhead over there sporting a fagged out collar.
No No No Tommy, thats a stretched out collar syndrome (socs) you stupid Kooch
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