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One stop shop for all your needs. Gives you the best offers on all the products.
Will you be the Big Bazaar of my life?
someone who loves landrys fat big verlumptuous humongous giant booty
"dude ur such a landry big booty lover" your friend says "your gorsh darn right"
Our lord and saviour, controls every country, every bank, funds both sides of every war. Controls everything you have ever known.
"ah my taxes have gone up" -alex
"Just big John controlling the world :/" - Collom
Someone who constantly one ups you, no matter how ridiculous the statement.
"My grandfather has an incredible hat collection. He has 742 hats!"
"That's nothing. I have *743* hats!"
"You're just Big Johnning me."
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"I used to do ballet when I was little."
(A 400 pound morbidly obese person) "I starred in Swan Lake!"
"Yeah, OK Big John."
Someone who parties with perkys
Once I heard that big John took a perky but fell down immediately
when you accidentally cum all over your balls and its super sticky
Boy: Dang i got big cum balls!
GF: The fuck?