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You look at her and know you'd have no problem carrying her around, hell - you could even do 2 or maybe 3. How does she even move around with whatever is pretending to be a muscle on her legs? Does she even have any body fat, other than tits? Your mind is instantly filled with questions as soon as you see one.
Me: Hey, look there goes a stick girl. God would i love to bang her
Friend: I can't understand how you could possibly be attracted to her. She barely has any tits!
Wow your Dylan’s girlfriend, your the luckiest girl ever
not to be confused with a raver girl, a rover girl is the type of aussie girl to straighten her hair so much it looks like straw and it’s flat on her head, the rover girl wears ugly sunglasses that consumes her whole face, the rover girl only dates guys who’s names are moey or damo ( they are always eshays with a mullet), these girls abuse daddy’s money and they shit on other people who have their own style. their favourite words are emo and a few slurs, and they are all copies of eachother; similar names, personalities, styles and voices.
the term rover girl derives from the song, rover by s1mba as they are commonly seen repping this song on their story with the snapchat butterfly filter.
these girls come equipped with their boyfriends red p plates, black leggings, caterpillar eyes, an iq that can be rounded up to 10, tns or air forces and a disgusting fucking attitude and hatred for other girls that don’t look exactly like them.
omg did you see that rover girl? she literally tried to fight it was so embarrassing
two cheesy gordita crunch medium dr pepper
“babe you already know my order, two cheesy gordita crunch medium dr pepper”
(aka What hot girls get at taco bell)
It is a fact that if a straight man links a fat chick he will become homosexual
Wow that guy ran up that fat chick and he likes dudes now, that’s crazy but makes sense. It’s a fact, fat girls make guys gay.
A STAT girl is the woman who thrives on the magical power of statutory holidays—it's her elixir.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
She's not a regular girl, she's a STAT girl.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
Urinating on a girl's face in a professional matter.
No one is saying plumbing on a girl gives you the ability to fly; also, no one isn't.