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pistacchio.
“i’m in love with pistacchio”
x: “oh so you’re horny”
pistacchio is the horny food
When someone tells you about food that is really delicious. You get really excited and can’t wait to eat it.
For my birthday, my wife said she would make her famous Chicken Piccata, and for dessert, homemade cheesecake. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. In fact, I have a Food Woody!
Not pet food, but people food. What you call your own food when around animals.
My cat always watches me eat; he’s got his own food, he doesn’t need any people food.
The art of plating ones food in such a way that it brings harmony, balance, and maximum yum factor. Food shui can also be achieved by the arrangement and order of ingredients (ie: bun, patty, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, bun VS. bun, tomato, onion l, patty, lettuce, cheese, bun).
While Howzer was taking photos for food porn, food shui could not be achieved until after he placed the quarters of grilled zucchini slightly on and next to the neatly piled cheddar mashed potatoes, and then gently placing the NY steak atop the potatoes and beside the zucchini.
Sold in America, made with ingredients from America, and according to mom there's still starving children in china.
Feeling a little guilty about Chinese food, lets get pasta.
1.Two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. Usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.
2. The bulimia of 21st century.
3. Food toss to stay fit.
Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.
Trisha: 'You look fabulous in those skinny jeans!'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'
Food good for your soul. When refereed to people, people good for your soul.
“She’s not eye candy, she’s soul food”