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The day Kourtney Kardashian was born.
Why was I born in April 18???
Today is national drag queen and kings day
April 13 Men dress like women in heavy make up and women dress like men
April 29 is the DENIM day.
It the 90's a case of sexual assault was registred in Italy. An 18 year old was piked up by her driving instructor and she was later assaulted by him on that same drive. He was eventually convicted of all carghes but later he appeald and it was overturned and the REASON was "there is no way that he could've taken off her jeans by himself because they were so tight therefore impling consent" wich was obviously NOT given.
So every year on april 29 we wear denim as a big midlle finger for rape culture and misogyny.
Girl1:Hey, what u wearing today when we go out?
Girl2:Denim, duuuh it s april 29th
No one cares about your urban dictionary
Omg you are so April 28, no one cares
Login to your partners social media day!
girl: babe guess what day it is!
boy: April 8th?
girl: yh! so i get to go through your phone!!!
boy: oh crap
National Castration Day. A day where women go around and castrate men, just because.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear what's happening on April 24th?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: It's National Castration day so try to keep your balls safe!
Respect women day. We’re everyone ESPECIALLY men are expected to treat women with respect and fairness.
“Yo! It’s April 24th! I better treat every women I know with love and respect!” “Damn right dude!”