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Using a woman's period blood as lube for giving a hand job to a man.
Jack: Hey Kyle, guess what?
Kyle: What?
Jack: Tiffany gave me a bloody walker last night.
Kyle: Woah, man!
admit it you wanted urban to say "Get The Bloody Heck Mug" (bloody heck is a swear when you rage)
Get The Bloody Heck Mug, Also Get A Neck Gaiter something idk
When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.
Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”
this is a term originally used for mild frustration, used by an angry old men towards their wives.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.
Lynda spills her tea;
Andrew: "bloody 'ell linda! you've spilt ya tea!"
When you hollow out a pickle, put cream sauce in the pickle then finish it off with hot sauce.
Person 1: What the fuck even is that? Person 2: That's just the bloody BJ
When you squeeze your testicles so hard till it cuts off their circulation, it looks like a bloody brain.
I sent a picture of my "bloodybrain" to my girlfriend.
I got my girl so mad, she grabbed my nuts so hard and ended up giving me a bloody brain..
An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.
Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?
Mills: No, what did that freak do now?
Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.
Mills: That is so fucking hot....