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Also known as the coolest and most insensitive way to break up ever conceived by man. A sex move that's notoriously hard to pull off. You'll need a window in your bedroom, on the ground floor, a cupboard for a friend to hide in, and a girl.
Start doing the girl doggy-style, facing the window, and then have your friend quietly sneak out of the cupboard and trade places with you without her noticing. Then exit the room, walk in front of the window, and wave to her. Bonus points if you're still naked when you do this.
"Dude, I finally managed to pull off a time paradox! She'll probably never speak to me again, but it was worth it!"
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1) phrase meaning, "I challenge you to a streetfight," usually accompanied by the challenger assuming a fighting stance
2) phrase accepting such a challenge to a streetfight
"I'm sick of you insulting my mamma! It's go time, you punk ass bitch!"
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to ride the crimson river
nuff sed, but gotta make example longer
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the time spent working on aquiring or getting with bitches.
Dude i need to get more bitch time this weekend. Work is killing my game.
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Being so consistently late that you create your own timezone.
If you're already late.. Take your time.. You can't be late twice.
Why is he so late? Because it's Mitch Time.
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descibing something which is awesome, fantastic, one of the best ever!!
The first Christmas I am spending with Kelly will be all-time!!
The day my baby boy was born was all-time!
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The act in which a band member is allowed to jam for an extended period of time while the rest of the band is left to play the same thing for the entire duration of the Fogerty Time. Sometimes this period could last for several minutes or even an entire song so long as the remaining band members play similar parts for most of the song. Fogerty time can include any instrument including: guitar, harmonica, saxophone, piano, and vocals.
The Fogerty Look can also be used if the other band members are not cooperating.
CCR - Keep on Chooglin': includes full on Fogerty Time. The bass plays the same note almost the whole song.
CCR - Heard It Through The Grapevine: includes an extended Fogerty Time at the end that comprises of most of the song.
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