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Your boy who is handling his business and always has the rocket fuel, aka ski passes, aka llelo
Bring on the blizzard...call up the candy store
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While during a hand job the girl scratches you dick in a spiral pattern leavening it to resemble a candy cane.
I got a hand job from a candy striper last night so i tony shalhoubed it to make it feel better.
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A dude who often times walks like a gay man with his arms swinging at his sides. Known to dance sporadically in the hallways.
Man candy is so totally flaming!
Yeah, but I still love him.
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It's a reference to "a running joke at The Pensblog is that they think that Brooks Orpik looks like a child molester and they call him the candy man and throw his picture up inside of a van with 'free candy' on the side. Don't get it twisted.
That Brooks Orpik looks like a pedophile. He likes little kids units and hands out free candy as he asks them to come into his basement. He's also slow as a snail.
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Being under the influence of ecstasy and shrooms/lsd at the same time.
Man, I was candy flippin last night and I humped my sofa.
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when you stick some form of candy into your anus then sneak up on your mate and put the candy in their mouth then have sexual intercourse from behind
Guy1: i gave my girl a candy ninja the other night
Guy2: what you use
Guy1: a jolly rancher those are her favorites.....but it took a while to get out
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