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While a girl is giving you oral, you shove your penis down her throat and pour a glass of water down it.
I gave my girl the Chinese Water Torture and she hasnt spoke to me since.
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A sexual position predominately used by homosexuals as a method of mutual masturbation; two men inserts their penises into either sides of a Chinese 'Finger Trap' toy while moving back and forth in order to stimulate an orgasm. The two men can also high five during the act to achieve a modified 'Eiffel Tower'.
I'm not saying I'd suck his dick, but I won't find getting him in a Chinese Finger Trap...
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The REAL chinese fire drill
A "Chinese fire drill" is when people trick a random stranger into entering their car amidst a lot of commotion. There is a lot of noise and movement, and the victim is usually distracted. During the time they're in the car, they're actually pricked with a needle carrying blood tainted with H.I.V.
They are then let out of the car, their assault unbeknownst to them.
Then they sleep with everyone at a party, and everyone dies.
Especially Casper.
He got the Chinese Fire Drill, he got it bad.
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A sony camera bag + alpura milk milk + yoga mat
My mothers anal cushion chinese milk mat?
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refers to a male person of chinese decent who displays great amounts of flamboyance. Does not neccessarily need to be chinese. can be of any asian race.
Look at jerry that chinese mother fucker dancing over there. he is such a chinese cool boy.
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This is basically Cheese Cake Factory but run by the Chinese. However, the distinctions are paramount:
1. There is zero cheesecake available.
2. All employees are Chinese.
3. Somehow this taste better than the original Cheese Cake Factory.
4. There is cheese.
5. There are cakes.
Marc: Yo Bro I just got back from Cheese Cake Factory.
Drew: Yeah cool story bro, I just got back from Chinese Cake Factory.
Marc: fuck! I should have hit you up first! Fucking Love Chinese Factory (short slang version of Chinese Cake Factory).
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The act of two man fornicating with a double ended dildo, the pressure stimulating both of their genitals but also keeping them trapped in the device.
Christensen: "Dude, this Chinese Finger Trap feels amazing!"
Hadyen: "Uh dude, I'm stuck."
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