Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.
Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.
Your penis is like a coke can....
Chode law baby, chode law!
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is a root vegetable, usually orange in color, though purple, red, white, and yellow varieties exist. It has a crisp texture when fresh. it would be an perfect vegatable if not for the sorrow that it is as long as it is wide. making it imposible to eat correctly much like a chode.
Camille: you said you made vegtable soup where are the carrots?
Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots
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Someone who is such a chode, they are a wagon full of it. An insult, calling someone a Huge chode.
"That guy called my wife fat!"
"What a Chode-wagon!"
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A versitile word that can be used to describe anything or anyone in virtually any context.
You're such a chode sprinkle!
This class sucks chode sprinkles!
I love you, you're my little chode sprinkle!
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Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!
Long live the chode
Right before Mr. Big came, Mrs. Big gave Mr Big a chode teaser!
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a person who acts like a chode
Stop being such a code monger, you dumbass
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Adj. meaning a girl or possible a guy that is known for blowing a chode, or an abnormally short and stubby dick.
Kelsi: My mouth hurts....
Kyle: What are you, a chode blower or something?
Kelsi: I did get pretty drunk tonight.....
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