Dave

An amazing and handsome Stud Muffin that does everything correctly. He always has a lovable and goofy number 1. Dave knows how to win. And constantly gets a proposal. Probably because he is a total catch.

Did you see Dave on the online reality gameshow? Because him and that Devin guy were totally the most entertaining thing there.

Dave

Sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and bluecheese

"ur name's dave? Did u know Dave was a sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and cheese?"

dave

a cat

dave is a cat

Dave

Weak

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak

Dave

To Dave (Verb) is an abbreviation of phrase: Distributing Audio Visual Equipment. If one is to Dave they must acquire an electronics distribution license, otherwise the act of DAVE-ing is invalidated and reduced to simple illegal trading.

“Yo did you see that couple? They set up all the equipment for this gig and then just continued partying!”

“Yeah you know what they say, couples that rave together dave together!”

Dave

Someone who walks into the middle of the meeting and asks "what'd I miss?"

Hang on everybody, Dave is here.

Dave

The whitest person ever.

Dave had a curry ones now he listens to bollywood music in the car.