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The best singer-songwriter of the 2020s
Person 1: Do you listen to Dave Cornell?
Person 2: Yes! His music is amazing!
The act of inviting a woman out for a drink, paying for the couple of drinks that she drank. And then asking the next day for her to Venmo you for the two drinks that you paid for.
Please don’t tell me that after the fact you’re going to text your date from the night before and ask for her share of the bill. You can’t possibly be doing the Dave
An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.
When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.
It’s what happens when you pronounce “Balls” instead of “Pulse”
“You tried to take his balls…..”
-Someone who has Dave Mustainetitis
A man with such along shlong that he gets in there pretty well. Also known as a Pornstar with a Big Dick.
“All the ladies love Deep Dave.”
“Deep Dave deep dives in ya.”
is that korean dave?
omg yeah hes so gay and feminine, he should be a model slay
A fictional soldier from Umbrella Academy who grew up in Dallas Texas. He met and fell in love with Klaus Hargreeves when Klaus accidentally time traveled to 1968 (oops) and then died in the A Shau Valley, leaving Klaus with his dog tags.
Dave Katz was kind and strong and vulnerable and would have enlisted after JFK died if Klaus hadn't gotten involved (he tried bro)