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A form of masterbation
Man, I love wrestling the dragon with hookers
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Dragon Puke (drag-uhn pyook)
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Any sort of Generic fantasy media with elements borrowed heavily from the works of J. R. R. Tolkien and/or Dungeons & Dragons.
Named so because in the puke of a dragon you can also find the scattered remains of Elves,Dwarfs,Men,Orcs,A Wizard, And an Ill conceived plot.
Dude 1: Hey man What Are you doing today?
Dude 2: I just bought Christopher Paolini's Eragon And I'm going to read it! and then I'm going to go play EverQuest.
Dude 1: Dude Don't Read That Dragon Puke!!! If your going to waste your life away in a fantasy world do it the right way!!!
Read LOTR and Play D&D With your Friends!!!!
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When you are having anal sex and you gape their asshole so you can blow a dank cloud from your vape into them.
Man I was banging this chick last night and I gave her the thickest Smokey Dragon!
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Referred to in the Queen song “Dragon Attack”
When someone is addicted to a drug and spends all of there money on it just to try and feel the same sensation of the first time they had taken it and is more commonly used to refer to heroine use. It’s supposed to feel like you are getting chased by a dragon as you feel flames trickling up your back.
Yo man, this is some bomb ass shit and all, but am I supposed to feel this shit? It feels like a dragon attack up in this bitch!
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"Hey Sara, *whisper whisper whisper*..."
"Dude, you have dragon breath. Here, want some gum?"
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The act of standing on a girl with big fake breasts and flapping them back and forth pretending like they are wings while also rapping your new mixtape as that shit is fire.
Hey. Did you hear about the Dragon Turfing I did last night?
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The inevitable fiery and explosive diarrhea that scorches your asshole the morning after you eat extremely spicy food.
"What the fuck Lucy, why is there bloody shit on the wall, and why do I smell brimstone?"
"Reverse dragon baby... I'm never eating ghost peppers again."
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