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Sarcastic retort said to someone moaning bout something that's really not worth moaning bout, similar to 'cry me a river'
Guy 1: Mate my gfs doing my fuckin nut in
Guy 2: Dry your eyes pal and don't be such a quivering pussy
When you have lost all will to do anything at all and you would literally watch paint dry.
This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons
While writing this I should actually be doing some English work but I have lost the will to work
Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"
A man or woman who enguages in heavy genital grinding while fully clothed. When it comes time to get naked and finish the deed the man/woman uses a lame excuse not to. Generally results in blue balls for the male.
Matt-"Last night Amanda was grinding on my cock but she wouldn't get naked and let me pound her gash."
Grant-"Yeah I've heard that about her, She's a dry humping whore."
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When a girl sucks your dick and you cum in her mouth and she keeps sucking til you can't come no more
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Bradley: How was your night with Estelle dude?
Tyler: Oh my god bro, we fucked then she said "I wanna suck you dry"
Bradley: Did she?
Tyler: Yup
Bradley: Lucky!
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A Memphis Dry Rub is when you partner gives you a hand job without the courtesy of using a petrolium product for lube..
Bitch grabbed my johnson like a cow udder, and gave me a Memphis Dry Rub and didn't even hock a loogie on it first. Felt like she was going rub it off like an eraser. At least she took the three warning shots over the tower.
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A spicy, hot, handy. Not pleasing to either party. Extreme dry
Man, got the spiciest Cajun dry rub last night! Anyone have lotion?