February 15

Its Ella’s birthday day. So hug an Ella or buy your tallest friend AirPods.

It’s my birthday February 15

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February 1

Harry styles birthday <3 also the first day of louis tomlinson’s tour on Harry’s TWENTY EIGHTH birthday.

“It’s February 1!”
“NO WAY!!! I HAVEN’T DMED HARRY YET TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!”

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February 17th

February 17 a day for segs and lots of love

It's February 17th let's get busy

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21 February

21 February is a traditional Bulgarian holiday called "Chukanica". In this day you fuck the hell out of your girlfriend. Basically this is a day for a lot of fucking, so enjoy your holiday.

Oh yes, today is 21 February and my girlfriend is getting spanked.

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February 18

You probably just wanted to search up your birthday

You:hey it's February 18
Random:so?
You:it's my birthday

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February 24

National Ruin that ass day.
Stick something BIG up your ass...

Tyler: Hmmm... Joe what should I do?
Joe: Try sticking a hairbrush up your arsehole!
Tyler: Why?
Joe: Cuz' it's February 24th!

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February 12,

A day where everyone forgets your birthday

Harry: its February 12, Angelica's birthday
Draco: " she has a birthday? What a waste of time"
Harry: "poor angelica"

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