Shitwhole Foods

A grocery chain offering overpriced African and Haitian organic and non-GMO products, and catering primarily to glutards, soccer moms, and unusually irritating subspecies of vegans.

"Why do we need more than Irish meals from McDonald's anyway?" thundered the obese con man with the dead ferret on his head. "I don't want creole or couscous from Shitwhole Foods."

Looky food

Any food you are happy to look at but wouldn't ever choose to eat.

My mates dragged me out to a fast food joint, there was nothing on the menu but looky food.

Or you see tasty roasted vegatables but all I see is a plate full of looky food.

Food Jewed

When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.

We were at Applebees the other day and Joe food jewed me. He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.

c food

The abbreviation of the sea food
Or it can mean "the food for clowns" too
We call the type of food wich is touched by or aten by clowns

Máté's food is c food
Theres lot of c food in spanish restaurants

Angel food

When you get sexual pleasure from a girl

Dude I got angel food last night

Food horny

When the food looks so good that you have a very strong desire for it.

I just saw the photo of the food you posted. Where did you get that? I’m food horny.

tasis food

the most disgusting thing you’ve ever tried. that’s why when you walk into De Nobili, everyone is eating cucumbers with salt.

“you did you check the TASIS menu today”

“bro it’s tasis food, there’s no point in checking”