Eatsure food

"Eat your food" is what some people can say when they are talking fast

Kid 1:*messing around with food*
Deadly auntie 1: eatsure food

face foods

foods that come from a source that had a face or a Mom/Dad i.e. animal, meats.

Beth, do you want a hamburger or hot dogs? " Naw man, I don't eat face foods, I love animals."

cake food

In simple words 'cake'.
It is used along with an impersonation of a 3 year old asking for cake.

Wimmen: Hey! it's 19th nov! Happy men's day!
Men: YEY! Cake Food Pliss!

food shui

The art of plating ones food in such a way that it brings harmony, balance, and maximum yum factor. Food shui can also be achieved by the arrangement and order of ingredients (ie: bun, patty, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, bun VS. bun, tomato, onion l, patty, lettuce, cheese, bun).

While Howzer was taking photos for food porn, food shui could not be achieved until after he placed the quarters of grilled zucchini slightly on and next to the neatly piled cheddar mashed potatoes, and then gently placing the NY steak atop the potatoes and beside the zucchini.

Chinese food

Sold in America, made with ingredients from America, and according to mom there's still starving children in china.

Feeling a little guilty about Chinese food, lets get pasta.

bottom food

Anything that is unpleasant, or less pleasant than something else.

Cold weather is bottom food.

Carnival food

Unhealthy food that is commonly served at a carnival.

I felt like throwing up after eating that shitty, expensive carnival food.