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The concept of a nurse unloading a day's worth of shit into a decent meal and serving it to you.
Guy: The nurse came back with my food
Guy2: How did it taste?
Guy: Like dogshit fucking pizza
Guy2: That's Hospital Food!
Food that no matter how much you eat of it you never seem to get full
I ate 2 full servings of sushi for lunch but i was still hungry, it must be my Phantom Food.
A food that is not normally in a cube shape but can take on a cube-like shape when grown under special circumstances. This is something that plenty of people enjoy doing with strawberry and watermelon.
Hey Tod, want to try this thing I found? It’s called a “Cubed-Food”. It’s like a watermelon but in the shape of a cube.
Highly processed and coloured food which will not even make you feel satisfied. Kept in airtight packets and you only need to add water to eat it. Designed just to make you full. There is no flavour, weird shapes and taste like air.
P.S. the containers looked like laboratory apparatus.
Why is the cheese so bland? Is this NASA food?
pistacchio.
“i’m in love with pistacchio”
x: “oh so you’re horny”
pistacchio is the horny food
When someone tells you about food that is really delicious. You get really excited and can’t wait to eat it.
For my birthday, my wife said she would make her famous Chicken Piccata, and for dessert, homemade cheesecake. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. In fact, I have a Food Woody!