el stink foot

a mexicans foot that has a condition where taco sauce forms between the toes and creates a moldy residue know as "el guapo stinko inbetween toe". It is seriously smelly and some times fatal if the surrounding area is not evacuated. If condition gets out of control rub cheese into infected areas then deep fry area to remove scabs. Once you have had stink foot you will have it for live and will have random breakouts, so avoid eating any dirty mexican borritos or chalupas because they cause a serious reaction with el stink foot.

did you step in shit or is your el stink foot acting up again.

Athletes Foot Dick

The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.

Dude I fucked a chick with Athletes foot and contracted the ADF (Athletes Foot Dick)

Four Foot Sandy

While sitting on the beach, position yourself toward the ocean while two girls sit in front of you with their backs to the ocean. Let’s them both perform fellatio on you with their feet at the same time.

I couldn’t believe those girls at the beach gave me the four foot sandy.

Five foot nothing

The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.

Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.

Japanese Foot Massage

You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku

I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"

61st Regiment of Foot

A group of absolute retards, sometimes confused as alt right. These dumbasses constantly get into fucked up situations and must scooby doo that shit out.

Join the 61st Regiment of Foot, the finest, most retarded Holdfast regiment out there.

one foot in the grave

To have "one foot in the grave" is to be close to death; depicting an elderly or sick person or animal close to death, or one with a life so pathetic that their life barely counts as living.

Carl lives alone, has no friends, and spends his days drinking till' he sleeps. You could say he's got one foot in the grave. // "Grandpa is 102 and has leukemia, I'm sorry to say it, but he's already got one foot in the grave."