el stink foot

a mexicans foot that has a condition where taco sauce forms between the toes and creates a moldy residue know as "el guapo stinko inbetween toe". It is seriously smelly and some times fatal if the surrounding area is not evacuated. If condition gets out of control rub cheese into infected areas then deep fry area to remove scabs. Once you have had stink foot you will have it for live and will have random breakouts, so avoid eating any dirty mexican borritos or chalupas because they cause a serious reaction with el stink foot.

did you step in shit or is your el stink foot acting up again.

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Athletes Foot Dick

The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.

Dude I fucked a chick with Athletes foot and contracted the ADF (Athletes Foot Dick)

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Japanese Foot Massage

You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku

I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"

Four Foot Sandy

While sitting on the beach, position yourself toward the ocean while two girls sit in front of you with their backs to the ocean. Let’s them both perform fellatio on you with their feet at the same time.

I couldn’t believe those girls at the beach gave me the four foot sandy.

Five foot nothing

The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.

Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.

tiny foot licker

when someones foot is smaller then the other one and someone licks it

Johnathan did you hear that brad is a tiny foot licker

Moist Carpet Foot

When you get water on your feet and walk on a carpet (or rug) and ur feet feel weird and you get that weird carpet smell.

“Yo I got moist carpet foot” said Tommy

“Ew dude get away from me” said Chris, disgusted.